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I Am The King Of Cretins
Though Shall Bow
Created on 2004-04-20 18:43:52 (#2900088), last updated 2004-06-08
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| Name: | Alexander Lavelle Harris |
|---|---|
| Location: | Sunnydale, California, United States |
Was brought to the world by both mildly insane parents, thank you very much. Though they sometimes went hours without talking to each other. My best friend in life has always, and will always be Willow Rosenberg, from Kindergarten Classics to present time horrors. When Buffy arrived in Sunnydale, I had some mild feelings towards her, but nothing ever really developed. I don't really have the biggest brains or the creature of the night routine, but I still help Buffy with her daily slayage rounds. I did happen to have, at one point, quite a exotic relationship with Cordelia, who used to want to gorge my eyes out. But after a complication, it didn't go to well . . . points lost on my team.
After hell high, I wanted to trek around the States, be my own man. But my manly car broke down, the engine fell out, literally. Strip joints do pay alot. But anyways! I lived at home in my parents basement. I also bumped into my very own demon friend Anya, and I soon proposed to her. Choices were made, and I did the best thing I could after seeing a few images. I never wanted to hurt her, so I left her. I do happen to have a swanky flat of my own, though. I also work construction, of which I'm getting rather good at.
After hell high, I wanted to trek around the States, be my own man. But my manly car broke down, the engine fell out, literally. Strip joints do pay alot. But anyways! I lived at home in my parents basement. I also bumped into my very own demon friend Anya, and I soon proposed to her. Choices were made, and I did the best thing I could after seeing a few images. I never wanted to hurt her, so I left her. I do happen to have a swanky flat of my own, though. I also work construction, of which I'm getting rather good at.
Interests (48):
andrew, anyanka, apocolypse, barbies, bartending, buffy summers, cars, coffee, comedy, comics, cordelia chase, damsels, dancing, dawn summers, demons, doughnuts, faith, fighting, flannel, food, giles, guitars, hamburgers, humor, jenny calendar, jesse, jokes, joyce summers, lesbians, love, music, mustaches, oz, pancakes, punching, redemption, sarcasm, sex, slaying, snacks, snyder, spiderman, starbucks, superman, the bronze, vampires, willow rosenburg, women
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